Have you guys seen this phenomenon known by various names, including “Bull Balls” or “Bumper Nuts”? They’re these fake ball sacks that you hang from the trailer hitch of your truck. They’re very popular out where I live…you know, Backwoods, Texas…but I just don’t get it. I certainly don’t want my four-year-old daughter to ask me what they are.
Why on earth would you want to hang a FAKE SCROTUM from your vehicle? To tell everyone that you’re a total douchebag? Yeah, that must be it.
I maintain that the boys who talk about their junk/sex/etc. are the most are the ones who are getting it the least. Hanging a fake scrotum from your trailer hitch pretty much ensures that you aren’t getting it at all.
OH! Amy, you have to get me some! I am not even joking. I saw them on a truck once and thought the same thing… what a douche bag.
So, later I told Kelly D. about it, and we laughed and said that we were going to get some for my brother for Christmas for a gag gift. Couldn’t find them anywhere. His birthday is in September.
My brother is in love with his truck, and it would just be hilarious to strap on a set of nads to it.
Kelly, I will totally get you some for your brother, but you have to take a pic of his face when he sees them!