One of the things Brett & I did over the holidays is watch a few movies, including the most recent Star Trek movie. I’ve never watched a single episode of Star Trek with Captain Kirk – I know, I know! I’m so weird. I did watch The Next Generation for a while, mostly because I didn’t have cable in my room & it was the only thing on. And maybe a little bit because I though Captain Picard was kind of hot in a ‘mature’ sort of way. But I digress.
Anyway, the movie was ok, but since I really didn’t get the whole back story/front story/relationships, etc. that probably make the whole thing a little more interesting, I had to find ways to entertain myself during the movie. The best thing I found was to simply add the word “bitches” to the end of just about every sentence the characters said.
Just try it, it’s great.
“My name is James Tiberius Kirk, bitches!”
“Hey! Watch your Vulcan language, bitches!”
“Fire up those thrusters, bitches!”
It makes it so much more fun!
I think this would work with my daily life as well…
“Dinner is ready bitches!”
“Time for bed bitches!”j
I’ll let you know how it goes over.
Also, I LOVE Captain Picard!
Hmm, never thought it could be like this…. very strange
Oh this is just awesome, betches